Also, Jez should post a whole article on Jessica Williams's brilliant take down, because she really hit some great points.

He cares so much about journalism.

That whole lip attachment thing sounds so painful!

Yeah, I'm pretty much anticipating this. I'm going to be the one to propose (not because I need the control, but because I know I will need to feel ready family-wise). Even with that, I know I'm going to have days and days of panic. I know I want to be married to my girlfriend, and I know we'll have a good…

Right? I'm starting to wonder if it's all just reverse psychology, because I'm totally about to buy one right this second.

Well this seems...obvious. I think most people know it's the same as tracking it on your iPhone, but as the article says, wear them for the convenience.

Otters are 1000x cuter. This is offensive to otters.

I just had a terrifying and only somewhat related thought: What if there is a whole slew of babies born in November/December having been conceived because of this movie? What if a lot of them are named Anastasia or Christian?

Right? Like if it were a couple of inches, it wouldn't look weird, but EIGHT??

Yeah I was wondering if there was a criminal angle to be had with the drugs used, since the statue has run on all of the rapes that have so far been reported.

Ignore me. I read your comment wrong.

Throw 2011 in there and the asshole could actually face criminal charges.

Yep, same. And that argument baffles me in this case, because beyond Beverly Johnson and Janice Dickenson, who were already famous, I haven't remembered a single one of these women's names. In fact, the more women that come out, the more they all get lost in a sea of victims. If you're willing to do anything for…

You're often allowed to wait to claim until the media hubbub dies down, but in most states you have to publish your name and in some you have to do a TV appearance to promote the lottery, I guess.

Unfortunately in some states you have to use a real name, but yeah, I always thought claiming it as a trust was a good idea.

I will never be over RPatz's hatred for Twilight. It's the best thing about the franchise.

This dog looks so serious, like he's really pondering the interviewer's questions and it's everything I wanted out of Friday morning.

that Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams, the only redeeming parts of the sloppy wig pile that was American Hustle

Same. I love Shane and Clark for girls.