I think you'd kind of have to watch it to see what the author means. Sometimes it's a little too perfect, tied-up-in-a-bow with the resolutions of any of the drama.

Haddie was one of my favorite kids and I'm still annoyed they made her gay and patted themselves on the back for their diversity and then she never returned again.

WHAT. Jesus, that's horrible. I am so sorry that happened to you.

It boggles my mind that they would go to the effort of mining health records for BMI, but couldn't be bothered to weed out those who have disclosed to the health center their eating disorder histories.

Right? They're literally saying that it's the person who pulls the trigger who is at fault, not the gun itself. Stacey is making the opposite point about rape - that it's the woman's fault, not the rapist. She's just spouting off nonsense and conservative catchphrases and hoping something sticks.

+1000 for an excellent Miranda gif

WHAT is this gif? You know what? I don't care. It's too glorious.

Please fill this out saying you strongly support the most ridiculous potential candidates (Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Carly Fiorina, etc.) in an effort to screw up their polling*.

I'm super impressed! I obviously don't get them nearly as often as you, but they are the worst. I just got one from a new doctor, and I was doing my best not to cry/yell at her/squirm, but it was difficult. After I fainted (half-naked, as I was in the middle of getting dressed), she told me that was a first for her.…

Oh god I am so sorry.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates them. I just got one last week and it was literally the biggest relief that they now only require them every 3 years. I actually fainted from the pain.

Both the grandparents are the worst, IMO.

How is this so accurate.

Ah yes, but do the women folk swear there? That is the question.

I just pray that when she leaves, she writes a tell-all.

There are cracks in her brainwashed armor and it is glorious.

What is he getting "mixed up" in? He played really well and thanked his coach, a woman, and responded to people who had doubted his choice in coach. End of story.

My favorite thing about the Jon Gosselin DJ story is that he can't even make it in Philly. He's DJing in Allentown, which is like a Philly suburb* no one likes (no offense to Allentown's).

And gay people are ruining marriage.

I don't think that in this day and age anyone should be using the word "colored", but I will say it doesn't carry the same stigma in other parts of the world as it does in the US.