Jesus, sit down, Jake Tapper. We are all Seth Rogen...REALLY???

I can see that. He really does have a very condescending tone.

Ohmygod.

Jessica Biel looks flawless even in the tabloids' "find the most unflattering picture to paint the picture that you've found out your husband is cheating and is leaving you alone with your unborn fetus" pictures. It's impressive.

Conveniently outside the statute of limitations.

I realize the victims are now women, but for some reason, I find it disturbing to me that he refers to them as such. I honestly don't know how he could avoid this (he can't call them children now), but still, it somehow feels like this is part of his justification?

Ugh. Yes, that's probably exactly what he had in mind. I think I'm too naive to have jumped to that conclusion immediately.

And when I say doubtful, I really mean impossible.

In an interview with Redden, Brattin said that while there are exceptions for victims of rape or incest, it has to be the right kind of rape: ""Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it," he told her. "So you couldn't just go and say, 'Oh yeah, I was raped,' and get an abortion. It has to be…

Good distinction. Even worse.

And Sarah Paulson was even in one of his shows!

To quote the one line I remember from Fifty Shades, "OH JEEZ."

He was selling loose cigarettes without a license...a crime, apparently, punishable by death now.

Like, beyond the obvious horrible racial implications, this shirt is literally saying that if you break the law, any law, your death is justifiable.

One cannot be racist against white people. They can be prejudiced against white people, but not racist, because racism involves systematic oppression.

figgy pudding could taste like the culinary equivalent of an orgasm in space while riding a unicorn

As a die-hard Jeopardy fan, I find Alex Trebek to be super patronizing and condescending most the time. But this wasn't one of those times. Nothing he said to the girl about not playing in final jeopardy was wrong or mean. And sure, maybe he shouldn't have said that in the beginning of the next episode, but the girl…

Truly horrendous. I laugh-cried a lot during that movie. (And cry-cried during "Do You Hear the People Sing?" because it will make me cry no matter how bad the cast is.) I was so mad that they added a song to the movie just for his bullshit.

RIGHT? Same damn face ALL the time.

I'll join you in that quest. I was shocked that some of my music friends were praising his voice when the movie came out. Sure, he can sing in tune* better than, say, Russel Crowe, but the self-congratulatory screeching and wailing is just too much.