And the fact that in a lot of states it's as low as 5 years.

Even if entirely insincere, they couldn't even find a model to sound a little more heartfelt and serious?

At least put Heidi in the freaking bath for the ad so it correlates even a little bit.

Totally agreed. It really is amazing which celebrities the media chooses to crucify and which ones they just all have collectively agreed to shut up about.

I think you're definitely on to something here. I do think, though, that because Michael Jackson's accusers were children was what pushed it over the edge.

They probably also make quite a bit from ticketed events like book signings.

A+ for the Blazing Saddles picture.

Tomorrow or next Friday, I believe.

I'm glad that now when I try to argue that "All About That Bass" is a terrible song with a terrible meaning, I will have more fodder.

Wait, is Julia Roberts likable???

I completely agree with that.

There are ways to have a public proposals that don't involve undermining your girlfriend's career.

I was just thinking that there are LOTS of ways to turn this political. The people I spend Thanksgiving with would surely start with the gays on TV.

This is right up there with the guy who interrupted his girlfriend's segment on one of the national morning shows where she was promoting her charity just for him to propose.

I'm mostly just confused and distracted by the faces she's making.

"In one case detailed in the report, a two-year-old who tested positive for an STD in the emergency room after an alleged sexual assault had their case handled by a detective who wrote that the toddler "did not disclose any information that would warrant a criminal investigation." The case was closed, "due to a lack…

Or because she's a woman.

I don't think the magazine is claiming she's makeup-less?

Also, Elizabeth's face at 1:25. Gold.

Oh my god that VOICE. She has two levels: this fake sympathetic bullshit voice and her shrill honking.