As a William & Mary alum who was at the school when we had to get rid of our feathers, I understand the nostalgia and whatnot. (Though we ended up getting a Griffin as a mascot in return, so we won in the end.) But as a white person, I also understand that I cannot tell a minority what offends them or why something…

Simple math would tell you that she left about 20%.

The most egregious thing here is the over (and incorrect) use of the semicolon.

Right? This is what constantly baffles me. I know no one who watches this or Big Bang Theory and yet they continue to be the most popular sitcoms.

"Defenestration" may not have been the best choice of words.

Ummmmmmmm that one dude's excitement over the thought of her talent being spanking someone with a hair brush.

This is the WORST. Martin Sheen? He was supposed to be the normal Sheen!

I'm glad to hear Sarah Hyland was able to get out of the relationship and get a restraining order. It goes to show that there is no one victim stereotype - it really can be anyone.

It must come as a huge relief to Emma Watson that she is a "moderate, balanced feminist" and that 4chan users don't hate her.

I tend to work out more on the weekends because I have more free time. And I tend to drink more over the weekend, too, obviously. I feel like these don't have all that much to do with each other otherwise.

"A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to…

This one doesn't bother me as much as the other "intended" apologies, because she follows it up by saying that it was delivered badly which is putting the onus back on Stanley and not on the people who were offended. I'm actually rather pleased with this apology.

No, do NOT finish it. It goes down the drain so hardcore.

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.

Yes, exactly. At least where Grey's is concerned, Bailey has been one of the least angry characters recently...

Also, you know who else gets angry? The lead of Grey's. Meredith. A white woman. Oh and also the male lead. Derek. A white man. And every other single person in the cast, of all different colors.

My eyebrows were raised after the first quote. They kept going up and up until I'm pretty sure they lifted off entirely from my forehead.

Girl, WHAT is that hair? I can't even watch this.

Oh WOW. That brings back memories of 6th grade science class. I can still remember the theme song.

How is this woman real? She gets more and more beautiful as she ages.