Lim actually surprised at how well Tampa treats their dancers (at least the places I worked) as opposed to places like Portland, Baltimore, etc.

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I *really* tried to be nice about the whole thing.

Just have fun! Use your best judgement! Tip the ladies and buy some drinks! Get some dances and just enjoy yourself!

I actually tried to get into contact with some of them, but they didn't happen to be working the night in question.

damn, that sucks! Well, I'll just say that most of the ladies I know wouldn't be such jerks to the customers. We want you to enjoy yourself and come back to see us!

The funniest part to me is how she's all, "STRIPPERS LOVE US LESBIANS AND THEY LOVE DANCING FOR US! HOW DARE THIS ONE SINGLE STRIPPER SAY ANYTHING DIFFERENT!"

no arguments, only good vibes here! And as far as the Miller Light, a man likes what a man likes.

different drinks are different prices. I was simply making an example. At the club being discussed in this comment, I believe that you can order a champagne split for between $30 and $60.

nope.

Lana

but if you want a funny one, I had a bachelor cry in my lap because he was being forced to marry his fiancé because she was pregnant. Well, it was funny to me at least.

Everything from "my wife won't fuck me" to "my boss doesn't appreciate me" to "I found out I have cancer". Sometimes a man just needs someone to listen. Then take off their clothes and dance around.

I never said that, I'm just saying that it might have been a new waitress, and therefor an innocent mistake.

you have no idea, man.

Compliment accepted.

I've worked at The Lodge, and I'll go ahead and reply to this. A lot of times, the customers get drunk or don't py attention to what they're spending. The waitress will ask if you'd like to get the lady a drink, you say yes, lady orders a $40 drink. *MOST* of the time, it's either a drunk customer or an inexperienced…

how long are you going to be there? What tier of establishment is it? I'd always recommend a minimum of $200 for a few hours of fun. Entry, drinks, dancer drinks, waitress tips, stage tips, and a few dances.

I'm glad that my awesomeness is appreciated.

WELL WELL WELL!