Yea what the actual fuck is this headline? 

When you can’t figure out the difference between having style and wearing a costume.

I saw the photo and was really hoping this was their wedding pics

right?! isn’t she a TERF?

Every time Jezebel runs a piece on Cardi B, I wonder WTF is wrong with Jezebel.She’s a garbage person.  

Yup, that is a bedazzled gimp mask.

Cardi B, noted drugger of people, violent attacker of women, transphobe, and also ... noted recipient of dozens of fawning articles on Jezebel, which mention none of those things.  What is it about Cardi B that seems to keep her from being "cancelled"?

She is disgusting.  I love dick, but honestly - I almost threw up when I read that.  Not only is she a violent criminal, she is vulgar and lame.  I get that her publicist is paying someone, but - can we not? 

but what really elevates this whole fit is that bedazzled (or whatever wealthy people call it) ski mask.

This is the 3rd Jez article I’ve read TODAY with errors...

Yep, that account belongs to his sister, Lisa Blandino, who is her own little kettle of crazy and terrible.

To clarify, the account that posted that wasn’t Jerrod Blandino but his sister’s? 

You do know those rather weak insults don’t work if you’re doing the exact behaviour you described right Ms. “You Just Want People To Start Smoking Again”. Nor do they work when you’re using the exact same platform, but I guess you’re also a Responsible Kinja-User too.

Yes yes, you keep saying. Now how about you run along and continue to think of no one but yourself.

Maybe, but at least I’m intelligent enough to comprehend that better regulations on vaping isn’t the same as promoting tobacco...

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

I think my first ever official tween girl outing to the mall, we were on a mission to buy yin yang and/or peace sign necklaces at Claire’s followed by lunch at Sbarro and dessert in the form of a giant jawbreaker from the Sweet Factory. Best $20 I’d ever spent at that point.

Because I think there is a wide gap between pressuring someone (which it sounds like he was) and “predatory behavior”. The problem is when people try to equate the two.

“well, no means no, plus you have to physically leave the space for them to respect that, otherwise I think it’s just awkward sex.”