My penis fell out of my skivvies
As I made my way to the loo
When a floozy called Dinah
Spread wide her vagina
Oh, what could a poor penis do?

Now, I call my penis M*hammed
He’s honest and upright and true
He never would shirk
From the kind of hard work
This young woman asked him to do.

M*hammed tried hard to oblige her
This…