Where's the Volvo XC90 love, Volvopnik?

I'm sorry, I meant the way it was designed from the factory.. the part is on it's last leg so let's make the suspension go up and down and up and down to make sure it fails much quicker! Just like when a phone is dying, it vibrates, flashes a light and makes noise to tell you that it's dying, and thus making it die a…

I would say you're one of the very few who would argue that.

I heard that BMW started including free maintenance because they have such a high lease rate. Apparently, lessees figure they can run the same oil in the car for the duration of the lease. Including free maintenance ensures that BMW gets a well maintained car back for their CPO program.

I have always loved this photo. It makes my naughty bits tickle a little.

Ohhh is this the one with the Bangle Butt? I believe it is!

exactly what I was thinking... sometimes you need more than one swing.

Leaded gasoline.

This is pretty. But I'm a sucker for that large rounded square grille opening.

Buick roadmaster looks great as a wagon, but kinda frumpy as a sedan:

Only if they have both a manually shifted transmission and a shooting brake or wagon form-factor.

Except the reason they hit your car is because we've built roads and civilizations around them. It's not their fault that within the past 100 years there have suddenly 2 ton hunks of metal flying at them. Deer are awesome

Your a freaking genius.

It seems like every automotive website is going into Miata overload at the moment, but at least that means I won't see the word "Hellcat" for a few hours...

Do you really think Mazda ordered a post where I say its ass looks like a sad bunny?

It's haunches remind me of an F-type...only this car is actually halfway obtainable for someone of my low breeding!

I'd assume Morgan has its own team of lumberjacks.

Just don't keep it past the end of the warranty, when it will promptly explode $40k worth of parts of labor.

Working the service counter in an independent shop is pretty damn depressing. Customer service for people with broken cars that they really shouldn't be driving in the first place. But they are, because they've depreciated so heavily that a 5 year old 5 series is less than a 5 year old Camry, and who wouldn't pick…

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