Obviously the Porsche 911 wins this competition.

Not with that face.

This must be a "how many douchebags can we get on the screen at one time" ad.

The man is an absolute disgrace, the fact that he keeps winning elections is a national embarrassment.

Not sure if you're serious...

Shut up you cunt, chew on these mushrooms

GM would like to extend sincere thanks to Honda. Honda is rising to the challenge of handling a recall even more poorly than GM. Personal injury waivers aren't even generally enforceable (if they were every automaker would already have them in the small print), so Honda is making itself look like shit for nothing.

They'd buy a horse.

Relatively sharp, but shame it isn't an actual hardtop - something Caddy once excelled at. If MB can do it, Caddy should too.

Us peons that travel cattle class resort to a less technical and more environmentally friendly method of taking a shower prior to landing:

All my cars work with AC/DC.

Too bad it didn't run him off a cliff.

just like a true Audi. They've brought their heritage to the 21st century with the semi-autonomous breakdown

Why is the badge so fat on this?

Maybe. Matte black just seems kind of played out though. Black chrome might look a bit nicer.

That badge needs to go on a diet

Haha, course you would. You have a BMW logo as your avatar.

You'd prefer cheap looking black rubber or plastic?

I think you should recalibrate your chrome meter.

It's not plastic..