See, the problem is there's no HUB CAP to put the lug nuts in anymore because Socialism.

A Senator who won his first election by driving around in a pickup truck wearing a Brokeback Mountain style coat, cause he's a regular guy next door working class kind of guy. Uh-huh.

Yes they are.

That's really sad, if true.

Well, for the price of four or five Dodges, you kind of expect a better interior.

Unfortunately, minus a couple of big hashmarks on the side, it seems that it's the real thing.

its. Not it's. Unless you mean it is.

The phone writes that itself.

Kind of like Reagan National Airport, which used to be just National? Except Liz seems harmless.

Well, it would be unsafe for several reasons if you didn't have a gas cap.

In California the inspections are done by car repair places, not the state, so the state doesn't really make any money from them. It may be that some states have official state inspection stations. (?)

Yes, but the smog check is pretty serious. Collateral damage is that it probably gets a lot of junkboxes off the road, sort of substituting for a safety check.

They previewed this joke several episodes earlier when the agency got the Jaguar account and someone said something like "Jaguar? They never start."

If it's not from outer space it's not a real Citroen.

Giugiario. Unfortunately on a Chevette platform.

Actually the claim that "Japanese SUV's just got sexier" in reference to a 2009 Forester is even more absurd.

No.

The backup light shape is a reference to the indentations on the sides of a jerry can. They should offer optional Ike jackets.

Yeah, except for in humid weather and when you want to defrost the misted up windshield. Or it's summer below the Artic Circle. Or you want to drive somewhere.

Looks like a German brake pedal!?