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Dumbest timeline.

“You can buy a last-gen Honda Civic Type R that’s been whipped on mercilessly for the price of new base civic that hasn’t been whipped on mercilessly”

Depending on the car and its radio layout, you can upgrade to a Carplay/Android auto unit for not a ton of money. I am cheap, so I haven’t done it yet. But I am eventually going to get one for my ‘07 Highlander.

Holy crap it took them long enough.

Should have come with the Turbo to match the looks

I’d go new on looks alone; never liked the FK8 styling.

I like the CTR, but $35k is a lot of coin for any 4-year old FWD car.

About damn time. They are going to sell like hotcakes but I fear dealer markups already

It really depends on how many owners. Thanks to initial cost of entry, I’d imagine initial buyers actually didn’t thrash them badly - or at a minimum were more likely to do so in a controlled fashion. It’s the second and third owners that will really rag ‘em out.

a 2021 with 35,826 miles, and the dealer is asking $34,885. That’s still $12,160 cheaper than a brand new FL5-gen Type R”

Can they just start selling this junk on Ebay? I'm sure there's plenty of Muskovites willing to pay for SpaceX junk

I’m not buying a complex and unreliable vehicle from a seller that couldn’t do even the simplest thing:  TPMS sensors are all of $100. What else hasn’t been worked on?  This is absolutely a car to stay away from when the owner says it’s all ok “except for this one light”. ND. 

you have to watch out for assholes like this eCarOne

If you cover 90% of the car there’s a slight 993 back end to it

*sigh* EVERYONE knows the coolest bond car was the flying AMC Matador from “the man with the golden gun”

And they’re not actively trying to take over/destroy entire countries.

But he said all Model 3's from the very beginning would make owners money as automated taxis!!

Someone in San Diego is doing a brisk business in selling cut-vinyl decals that read “We bought this before we knew he was crazy”.  I’ve seen them on half a dozen cars, at least.

It’s almost like we can’t trust a thing this sack of crap says anymore, or ever 

If they didn’t upgrade your cameras then, what makes you think they’re going to do it now?