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She is, consistently, and has said some absolutely sociopathic shit about motorcyclists.

Are you always this insufferable?

I miss the good old days when all it took to change a hurricane’s course was a Sharpie.

 So by that standard, once the Melon Felon is sworn in, we'll be hurricane free for four years. Sweet!

Motorcycles are a drug. I used to ride all year,until it snowed and the roads were salted/sanded. They are incredible-until they are not.

You’re so fucking predictable.

The internet does a fantastic job of connecting people and spreading information faster and easier than ever before. As a consequence, the internet makes it faster and easier than ever before to believe almost anything you want.

If it’s global warming, that’s not possible because humans can’t impact the weather.

“[t]he injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight.”

(shrug) If someone is willing to pay over six million dollars for a damn banana duct taped to a wall, then I’m not surprised someone is willing to pay six figures for this.

He’s got 84 months to pay that off.

The crash left the driver of the car and one passenger in need of medical attention and killed a third person in the car

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Detroit or Florida were both perfectly logical assumptions. 

Oh, on SOMEONE ELSE’S roof!

That’s why he’s not “in government.”

You campaign to the electorate you have, not the one you want.

His comment about Tesla highlights the massive conflict of interest Musk has. No CEO should be in government, much less the world’s richest, with lucrative government contracts.

Kinja breaks all links since forever ago, unfortunately. They will never fix it because it seems Jalop is the last site to still even have a comment section, which is surprising.

It’s amazing how the leaders of MAGA know how insanely stupid their base is, and how shamelessly they pander to and intentionally foster that ignorance.