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But that’s the thing... they’re pretty much all doing it these days. It’s rare that an airline doesn’t charge you a baggage fee for checked bags, and these days they’re all charging for carry-ons as well. Then there’s this “economy plus” garbage, where they try to up-charge you for an “economy-plus” seat that is

A life lived in fear is no life at all.

Look IMO lane splitting is fine, in stopped traffic in a traffic jam, or stop and go, but 100% do no think it should be legal in moving traffic when people would be merging/changing lanes.

Dealer incompetence/malfeasance should be its own separate category.

“Get rid of this and we’ll knock 20% off your invoice.” 

...the shop handed me back the key with a dead body.”

Let’s see what happened when they raised the tariffs on Chinese steel a few years ago. Domestic steel also raised its price to within a few cents per ton of Chinese Steel. Not only did the cost of building with structural steel framing skyrocket, so did the price of pretty much every good manufactured with steel.

It’s what HALF the people voted for. Trump literally got 50% of the popular vote. The other half voted 48% for Harris and 2% for anyone else.

They are not having a hard time driving because they aren’t driving. They are taking a ride in their digital consumable gadget.

I’d give a cactus a 60-40 chance with her.

Aside from the fake grille that is just part of the camouflage, what about this looks like a 300?

The worst part in this case is her delusion led her to feed the monkey as if he was a human child, instead of feeding him food that a monkey needs to live, which ended up with him being horribly malnourished.

His real mom was likely killed by a poacher because influencers who need baby monkeys for clicks have created a black market for baby monkeys.

You have a good point, but you have to remember than when an Altima crashes, the dimension in Hell from which they sprang is opened, and the wreck is sucked back home, so there’s less evidence?

I’m not defending TESLA but, There’s definitely a lot more to this. The folks killing people in Buicks are probably geriatric so could be the demographic driver that’s the issue not the car itself. I see no reason why a Buick would we any different than an equivalent Platform GMC or Chevrolet. EV’s in general are more

So. Um. Given the last paragraph?
Maybe change the headline or first line to: Tesla owners are the worst drivers on the road, as they somehow make what Consumer Reports rated as the most safe car, into the least safe. I mean, I think that’s an interesting phenomena.
And much more interesting, finally, than the rest of

I don’t see the Altima anywhere on those lists.

It’s wild animal, not a child. You are not its mother. You know how I know that. 1. Monkey moms are fucking awesome. They protect their offspring, teach them how to survive in the wild, feed them, clean them... monkey mom shit. and 2. You’re not a fucking monkey.

Good on the sanctuary owner for refusing to return that poor, abused monkey to that influencer that barely deserves to be called a human.