“Gate lice” exist because airlines created baggage fees outside of the normal ticket price. People are trying to get in early so they have a place to store all their shit because they don’t want to pay extra fees for an already terrible experience.

I always wonder about those conspiracy theorists who insist the government has some grand scheme afoot or is capable of massive operations.

According to NHTSA data that tracked crashes while Level 2 autonomous driving systems were active between July 2021 and May of 2022, Tesla happens to have the highest number of crashes by a vast margin. Teslas reported 183 more crashes than second place Honda, and 263 more than third place Subaru in that same time…

The other thing that people need to have a real coming to Jesus moment and realize - and I’m going to pre-face that I am very much against the uber rich using private jets constantly - is that the alternatives to this can prove to be logistical nightmares for these individuals.

To be fair, he’s also telling us what this system really is

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.  And that’s probably not the only drug he’s on.

Tesla recently released an updated version of the software called Actually Smart Summon or ASS

Profits Enhanced by Negligent Innovation $

“The last thing I would do is trust a computer program,” Elon Musk at a town hall hosted at a high school outside Philadelphia

But never the turn signals, amirite?

it could have used a nondescript car...

It’s the only way they make money, but if you don’t like it you can just not use their services. 

Dear ultra-rich: You are private citizens and subject to the same regulations as all private citizens, which means that if you use US airspace, its public information. Please learn to deal with that.

Your privacy as a member of social media platforms however is up for sale.

As much as I hate the Cybertruck, this is completely normal for a lightbar. It’s why no OEMs sell them or install them.

As much as I hate the Cybertruck, this is completely normal for a lightbar. It’s why no OEMs sell them or install them. And as for soldering.. uhh.. I do it all the time and I’ve never had one fail. I use quick connects for lightbars and other accessories usually, but I’ve spliced wires with solder so many times over…

I think that Starlink, while having over six thousand satellites in orbit, is really not a big problem in terms of space debris. Yeah, that’s a lot of damned satellites, but they’re also short-lived. Part of the reason Starlink can even come close to competing with terrestrial broadband is that the satellites are low…

Don’t forget the WALL-E Movie as well. 

To be fair, the satellite was probably impacted by a piece of debris from some other satellite, which was in turn impacted by some other piece of garbage left in orbit by some shit someone launched into space in the 80s

Cowboy Bebop already showed us this future: