The moral of the story is, this fucked up car market is showing the greed in the business.

We get that you don’t own the car. The lease also stipulates that you can buy the car at the end of the lease for a certain amount of money.

Don’t they have squirrels and birds? The way the squirrels are around my house I think I’d have about 15 enter my house per day if I had open windows with no screens. 

Owen Bellwood: Licence to Spell

See, we call it a trunk because very early cars had literal trunks (as in, the piece of furniture used for storing things) on the back.

You call them boots because... I dunno? Did you put your feet in them?

When will you ever learn? ... ;)

Don’t people end up with all sorts of insects, rodents, and birds in their homes during open window season?

Yeah, that about covers it.

Please provide a poll to vote on writer submissions. And since places with snow get potholes get something with sidewall. 

Eventually you run out of other people’s money.

If you are a hedgehog, don’t try and be a bird. Know the hedgehog, be the hedgehog. Be the best damned hedgehog.

I was staying in my parent’s house while they sold it [just finished college and was working before Grad School]. The family that ended up offering the best terms used to call EVERY Saturday night before the closing [6 weeks so their financing was in place] demanding to be let into the house Sunday so they could…

Yeah at some point no matter what you have written in your letter, it’s like “well they’d be stupid to turn down this much money, sucks for me but I can’t really blame them.”

Yeah it’s all very situational. We were due to get a house despite being the second-highest offer because the sellers liked us and our letter. We only didn’t because someone else splashed in at the last minute with an offer they couldn’t refuse. Buying a house from an investor looking for maximum cash cash isn’t the…

I tend to default to boxed cake mixes - the magic of chemicals is that they get lighter and fluffier than most homemade cakes. But I almost always make my own icing - it’s easy and usually tastes way better than store-bought. Still, this is good to know.

Doing the Lord’s work as always, Allison :)

I always thought the love letters were the dumbest trend.  This is a business transaction.  Tell me you love it with cash.