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The sticker will never be the reason you get pulled over because cops aren’t looking for/at the sticker.

Fairly frequent rains in the summer are the norm. However we went like 3-4 months this year with barely a sprinkle then got NAILED with a huge downpour (several inches) the other day.

I mean, I have an 18 mile commute that I’ve done for over 9 years now. I still use Google Maps only for the traffic. There’s 3 different main ways I can take, all ove which are within 2-3 miles in length of each other but can vary HUGELY day-to-day traffic-wise.

Only if you bought the one without keyless start.

This. Those motors are so overbuilt it’s insane. They’ll handle 400+HP with nothing but a little boost.

How is it that difficult to....you know... follow them and see where they land?

*while looking at 4 empty seats sitting in traffic in my 2 ton car*

Way too many unneeded apostrophes in your sentence

The pilot didn’t leave himself enough tarmac to get the bird stopped

Anything from Scotty Kilmer’s mouth

Technically the SHUTTLE didn’t kill 14 astronauts - the Challenger thing was from the too-cold O-ring

Why wouldn’t it be the consensus? The guys policies literally killed people.

He has now

Or just trim them himself in the mirror lol

Kind Chudfuck declined a breathalyzer. That’s all you need to know.

Double-digit? Dude’s making bank. What about you?

Sure looks to me like it’s just running to the drain...

Simple math really. At $3.50/gallon you have 42000/3.5 = 12000 gallons.

FortNine videos are so awesome

Thanks captain