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Or just trim them himself in the mirror lol

Kind Chudfuck declined a breathalyzer. That’s all you need to know.

Double-digit? Dude’s making bank. What about you?

Sure looks to me like it’s just running to the drain...

Simple math really. At $3.50/gallon you have 42000/3.5 = 12000 gallons.

FortNine videos are so awesome

Thanks captain

Google Maps, Torque Pro, Fuelly/aCar

1 stationary car saying “no” vs hundreds of moving ones saying “yes” isn’t going to do shit.

I was so addicted to the first one but the second one was just different enough (plus the paywall BS) to be really annoying.

I lived in AZ for a few years (originally from MA) and I LOVED not having to change the clocks. It was annoying when I would call home though as part of the year I was 2 hours behind and the other part I was 3.

But the changing fucks everyone up. It fucks with your sleep cycles. It fucks with little children’s schedules (napping/feeding, etc). I’m all in for permanent DST but I’ll gladly go either way as long as there’s no more fucking changing.

The switch back and forth is the bigger problem. My vote is to stay on DST full time for the extra afternoon/evening daylight. But regardless, not having to switch back and forth anymore will be amazing no matter which way it goes.

(Inc)El Camino.

to make up for the average American’s refusal to consider changing their fueling habits

EV’s still use petroleum-based wiring, gear oils, etc etc. Get off your high horse dumbass.

STFU, nobody likes you or your shit opinions.

*to. It’s 2024, come the fuck on already

Typical Jalopnik “journalist”

What. The. Fuck. Was that pile of garbage?