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He was walking his dog it says. I don’t know about you but I try to go somewhere NOT paved to let my dog do their business

Also not really a “ghost ship” either.

It’s Shitlopnik, what do you expect?

It’s Shitlopnik, what do you expect?

My MT-10 isn’t even averaging 30. Yet KTM can make the 1290 Super duke v-twin get 40+ easily, with more power and torque.

For a friggin WT trim at that.

Had a guy at a full-serve station here in MA do that when I asked for premium for my bike.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“2 beers” is nowhere near “half in the bag” you assclown

I’d hardly call 2 beers “booze”. If you have 2 beers with dinner/hanging out over the course of even 2 hours you won’t notice it at all.

Everywhere except Canada puts the $ before the number you muppet

It’s Jalopnik, what did you expect? An actual properly-researched and well-written article? Nah.

I don’t think they were scared until it became clear that something had gone very, very wrong and they weren’t gonna be able to spend their way out this time.

Can we stop using this no-talent assclown as a reliable source for anything? This waste of flesh does stupid shit for views. Why are you writing articles about his stupid shenanigans and treating them like fact?

I miss her. And Fancy Kristen.

Me calling her dumb ass out on that all the time is what got me shadowbanned here. Haven’t been here in forever - sad to see it’s still full of shiutty writers led by this dumb bitch.

The term PC comes from video games you dolt. What crawled up your ass?

Yea the only one near me is small inside and has zero inside seating.

I’ve had some of the best Mexican food from a place that looked like it wouldn’t pass an inspection lol.

I have a hard time believing that people won’t go to a restaurant just because it’s not updated in an aesthetic sense.