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I’d hardly call 2 beers “booze”. If you have 2 beers with dinner/hanging out over the course of even 2 hours you won’t notice it at all.

Everywhere except Canada puts the $ before the number you muppet

It’s Jalopnik, what did you expect? An actual properly-researched and well-written article? Nah.

I don’t think they were scared until it became clear that something had gone very, very wrong and they weren’t gonna be able to spend their way out this time.

Can we stop using this no-talent assclown as a reliable source for anything? This waste of flesh does stupid shit for views. Why are you writing articles about his stupid shenanigans and treating them like fact?

I miss her. And Fancy Kristen.

Me calling her dumb ass out on that all the time is what got me shadowbanned here. Haven’t been here in forever - sad to see it’s still full of shiutty writers led by this dumb bitch.

The term PC comes from video games you dolt. What crawled up your ass?

Yea the only one near me is small inside and has zero inside seating.

I’ve had some of the best Mexican food from a place that looked like it wouldn’t pass an inspection lol.

I have a hard time believing that people won’t go to a restaurant just because it’s not updated in an aesthetic sense.

What, you’re not interested in “Cartchy tuns” and “Exarserdray lollipops”?

B&J Milk and Cookies is my #1. It’s so damn good.

Almost being the key word. I paid someone to to brakes on the wife’s Yukon. Did pads and rotors all around for less than it would have cost me to buy lesser quality parts from the local auto parts store. And gave me a beer while I waited.

I mean, that’d be the right thing to do. But it won’t happen because profits.

Same. My wife and I order out WAY less than we used to. When you think it’ll be cheaper but food for the whole family pops in at like $50+ from McD’s or the like, it’s insane.

My wife and just watched the Fool Me Once series on Netflix. It was pretty good.

Per the report, each job created by McDonald’s directly resulted in more than $38,800 of additional tax revenue.

1: Local authentic food isn’t open late (or super early)

and that you didn’t put anything straight into your bag without scanning it first.