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School zones are gun-free spaces. Shooter should have just turned around and left. That’s how it works, right?

Well schools are gun-free zones so why didn’t the shooter just go home? Oh that’s right - because criminals don’t follow laws.

So edgy

MY wife and I frequently get a bacon, pineapple and garlic pizza and it’s great. Jalapeños and pineapple is a great combo too.

Yea you’d think if she hit him that hard she’d also be down. Something’s goofy

We have guns in the home and they’re 100% secured - our kids don’t even know where they are let alone how to access them. Those parents fucked up big time.

Wrong

They seem to be repopulating everwhere

This. Typically whenever I say that I’m stuck between two choices the server will usually chime in with something about each dish without even asking

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Unchained Melody live is nothing short of amazing. Back when people had talent and not autotune

Yea I was expecting Rick Astley to be on the list. Surprised he wasn’t!

Who cares? Guy’s a fucking clown anyways

I’ve had both, they’re no different honestly. The frozen ones are just easier.

The three nearest me don’t. They’ve got a nice sign on the counters saying as much. Haven’t been to any others in the area though.

That’s nuts.I’ve found receipts for things that were a few years old that somehow hadn’t gotten tossed only to find they had fade to the point of being useless

The cap also now has a “best by” date stamped onto it, though we’d like to remind you that this date might not mean much.

The Moe’s app is great in that sense - typically only a notification on Mondays when the in-app deals come out

“Guests using the app are also able to enjoy special exclusive offers, like our recent BOGO [Buy One Get One] Footlong deal, and easily earn loyalty points,” Subway told The Takeout via email. “As a result, we’ve seen an increase in app usage, and digital continues to be one of our strongest growth channels –

That’s what I did. A folder named “Food” that’s got all my food apps in it.