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WHY WHY WHY is fucking Chris Brown STILL being talked about and publicized? Let that useless POS die off into obscurity already.

Celebrity meals are so stupid. I don’t give two shits about any of the “celebrities” that have had meals out thus far.

Once again our gun laws that already make everything he did illegal clearly failed. 

Wow... several months late to the program with this article, eh?

Yea I 100000% would not wash any car I cared about with one of these.

You clearly don’t know the definition of electrocuted. You don’t have to die to be electrocuted.

I’m still in shock that auto headlights aren’t a standard feature on literally everything. They can add in touch screens and this and that but not a light sensor and a few lines of code. Astounding.

Apparently it is lol

Right??

These are great until you realize that they don’t get used every day. More than likely when it comes time to need it either it’ll be dead or the battery will be junk from sitting.

You come rake my leaves then

Right? Why even waste typing time for a story about this useless nobody POS? Just let him die off into obscurity already.

Yea, some kind of dummy light or beeper once you put it in drive that tells you your lights aren’t actually on, it’s only your DRL’s would be nice.

Mine has the ability to turn them off but it’s a momentary part of the knob, it always springs back to auto mode.

No shit, that’s interesting. Funny how there’s plenty of idiots I see daily driving around with just their DRL’s on lol. Seems to be Nissans mostly.

And have my conversations recorded by Amazon in my car? Nah I’ll stick with my BlackVue cam instead.

And have my conversations recorded by Amazon in my car? Nah I’ll stick with my BlackVue cam instead.

Yea that was 100% bullshit. Source - I live in MA.

The hair makes a huge difference too - she’s never been known for straight blonde hair

Also this. Also very nice for you to do TO a trucker who wants to merge in front of you. They’ll usually respond with a lights off/on as a thank you.