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Yea out of all the fast food fries BK’s aren’t even close to the best

You’re better off just ignoring the trolls

They seem to be popping up everywhere. There was an imposter for Dr Emilio Lizardo not too long ago

What causes stainless steel appliances to rust?

Exactly the comment I was going to make. Literally not worth the time unless you own a restaurant and ran through hundreds and hundreds of bottles of the stuff

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Exactly. Her daddy’s money may have gotten her in the door but her talent is what’s kept her so damn popular all these years.

Right? I was expecting something much better than that. I’ve seen better cakes at a 5 year old’s party FFS

(Yet another reason to dislike her. The entitlement!)

My wife likes Wendy’s. Their burgers always give me heartburn though.

Know what we want for 2023? No more god damned slide shows.

Step 1 to not getting hacked on Instagram - NEVER NEVER NEVER click on any links people send you claiming they’re in some kind of contest and need your vote. They’ll usually come from accounts that have already been stolen so they look like legit people.

If you’re going to have them until menopause why not just get a hysterectomy instead and not have to deal with IUD’s over and over?

I should sue Glowforge for advertising their laser cutter as a printer. It doesn’t print anything. Printing implies adding material.

It’s also only $36 if you have proof of purchase. It’s only $5 if you don’t

probably never unfortuantely

Good for your lazy ass using basically slave labor to have food delivered to you

Good. Get off your lazy ass and go get your own food and stop padding the bank accounts of executives while the delivery drivers get stiffed.

She’s trying to save her ass so Lanez’s people don’t come after her is my guess.

Man think about what had to have been going through his head when planning that. It wasn’t just a “I’m going to do it right now” kinda thing. He took time to plan this. It’s so sad.