eminentlyreasonablewhiteman
Eminently Reasonable White Man
eminentlyreasonablewhiteman

A “female”, oddly enough.

You’re just making that up.

Which wouldn’t have happened if he had planned a proper food source and contact plan.

lol

Your joke sucked.

lol

Jia,

Whatever gets your pen in the ink, bro.

You know as much about penises as Doofen knows about valet parking.

You’re a goddamn genius.

He didn’t buy the frozen meals.

lol

Piles of money.

Because your people told him that you weren’t available.

You don’t know what you’re talking about, but that’s okay.

lol

I’ll guarantee that I know a lot more extremely wealthy people than the guy who can’t afford a six-figure car and has never used valet parking.

You obviously don’t “know” many truly rich people.

I impress my date with my six-figure car and the tip I leave the valet.

“High earning professionals” probably rent a space full-time.