With the college admission scandal situation I have to wonder if there’s a cold-blooded calculation that COVID-19 means they will get to serve out their sentences under house arrest. Honestly, not the worst move and it might be their best option. In fact, is it really any worse at that point than it is for many of us?

Let’s never forget “short-fingered vulgarian.”

When it comes to Trump I don’t care. I’ll shame him to his own damn face in his own damn house while he chokes on a KFC chicken bone on his own damn golden toilet.

Yeah, if you hadn’t told me she wrote these passages I wouldn’t have believed it. These are...not good. I am hoping they are not indicative of the overall quality of the book. 

This is one of my favorite films. It is melodramatic and imperfect, yet I still love it. My biggest surprise is that you felt Tom Cruise gave a bad performance. I thought he was quite excellent, especially compared to Pitt who seemed so mopey and wooden. Then again I remember reading that Pitt was going through a…

I don’t know how to feel about it yet. Sittenfeld is usually a really talented, sensitive and astute writer. I highly recommend You Think It, I’ll Say It, her book of short stories, if you’ve never read any of her other work (American Wife was good too, but way more speculative than Rodham, it sounds like; see my…

Totally.

Marginally related, I *abhor* using the spelling “cum” as a verb. I don’t know why; it’s always just really squicked me out. 

I know I’m old now because I am not interested in reading about people’s sexual experiences any more, but I DO get pissed when they risk lives when they could just masturbate in the safety of their homes.  I read a few of these and was bored to tears and also angry.

That first one reads just like a penthouse letter. “I lost count of how many times he made me cum after the 20th orgasm!” I’m sure it’s possible, but it’s oddly specific in that way that liars lie while they’re lying.

This is fucking ridiculous and should not have been published.

Yeah this whole article is childish and irresponsible. It hasn’t been that long, people. Our great grandparents, grandparents, and parents lived through times when all they could do was write letters to their loved ones over huge distances, sometimes across oceans. I’m already getting friends peer pressuring me to…

Yeah I’m not sure how “husband having confidence issues” could possibly mesh well with “mindblowing sex with a coworker that he knows about”. Also sounds relatively overblown, with orgasms in the “20s”. This just reads like a baitey, 4chan level post to attract the anti-cuck police. Not saying that its fake, just that…

Who the hell thought this series was a good idea?

I know this is the kind of story that the person telling thinks is a-ok as everyone else looks on with horror. Hey, good for her to be able to get off, but maybe, just maybe, try to be their for the person they married. Might mean they don’t get to fuck coworkers as often, but it would indicate she actually cares…

This makes me actually sick to my stomach. I just had to attend and speak at a memorial for my 20-year old student who died of Covid-19 and I hope you ALL feel complete shame for choosing your own needs over the health of others.

I’m quarantining apart from my boyfriend. He lives 3 blocks away and we haven’t broken quarantine.

Thanks, y’all.  My uncle is dead because other people decided to be selfish and greedy.  You are the reasons we will have at least some lockdown measures for the rest of the year.  Everyone who ignores the rules extends the rules.  Go to hell.

“But he’s also having a lot of confidence issues with not being allowed to work. Begging my spouse to be turned on by me is the biggest boner killer and marriage ruiner in the world so I’ll take my once a week marriage sex and keep getting the rest of my fix somewhere else.”

Don’t glorify or give these shitheads attention. Some of us are trying to not die.

Oh please they both ordered it the second it dropped and had their assistants pick it up in plain brown wrappers.