Yeah, the marching bands are such a big attraction that, if they didn’t perform at college football games, the attendance might plummet by dozens of fans.

I went to one of those horrible high schools where the marching band was the main attraction over the football team. You know, the kind of place where “My Spawn Plays In Bumblefuck High Marching Band” bumper stickers are all over the place. So, without reservation, I offer this analysis: Fuck marching bands. Fuck them…