CROWLEY: What did he say to get them all worked up?
AZIRAPHALE: He said, “Be kind to one another.”
CROWLEY: That’ll do it.

Every new piece of casting information just confirms the wisdom of the Twitter genius (whose handle, for the moment, escapes me) who called this movie “Infinity War for people who listen to St. Vincent.” I don’t believe it was meant as a burn, or at least not as an unsympathetic one, but I sure as shit felt…

Counterpoint: Don’t shop on holidays because it rewards companies for forcing their employees to work holidays. You have like 350+ days a year where everything is open; buy your shit some other day.

“This is a giant robot saga the same way Twin Peaks is a cop show.” —Comic Buyer’s Guide.

I’m exposing my wife to Trek for the first time, and we’re now in DS9, Season Seven. I’m pretty sure that Qpid was when she turned to me and said that the show sets Worf up as the most serious character, but stealthily gives him all the best funny lines. And she’s right.

George: So what’s next? Onward and upward?
Rube: Onward not upward. No pearly gates for you, no choirs of angels neither.
George: You dick! You’re sending me to hell?!
Rube: Don’t flatter yourself. You’re not that interesting.

House boogie

I’m sorry for these young ‘uns. It’s hard enough being in a relationship, but they had to deal with the eyes of the world, rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health (and hers after Mac Miller died), and an inordinate amount of snark and hate towards them.

The Washington Post reports that police can’t legally compel a suspect to give up the passcode, although they can force a phone owner to use fingerprint ID or a face scan

It is time to give Darcy her own show and superpowers! Maybe she finds a tiny sliver of Mewmew and that is how she gains superpowers?

Why not do a prequel series or continue on from the last one? Why do a reboot already?

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!

Oh wow, a schooner! 

I can’t do this on any live action show with an ensamble cast. Thrones, Westworld, Orange is the New Black; when a new character gets introduced, they can expect me to take two or three episodes before I’m able to remember what their deal is and not confuse them with someone else. Even then, I’m not going to make an…

If you roll the same number three times in a row you automatically get eaten by a sand worm because you walked with a rhythm. 

I mean, sure...I get it. This looks fine I guess.

It took me a couple of tries to finally power through season 1 of Legends of Tomorrow but man am I glad I did. The show brings me joy every week it’s on now.