BALL. It’s the Death Star. We’re not paying for that fuckin’ BALL.

Oh yeah. Bookshots are novellas for people who don’t read novellas, the same way Patterson books are for people who don’t read books.

Oh yeah. Bookshots are novellas for people who don’t read novellas, the same way Patterson books are for people who…

Someone exists, he showed up in Castle and all those commercials.

Someone exists, he showed up in Castle and all those commercials.

Imagine the Steamboat Willie logo, but instead of whistling, Mickey is just crying that tune.

No, that’s amazing!

The dancing game will certainly be interesting.

They just DUMP that stuff in. A few years ago there was one so close, I would take half the bag home and reheat it the next day (and they were PERFECT re-heated in the oven).

That’s all I could think of, The Elders of The Internet!

Cheers for this! I can always use a new free game... and I’m not much for proper chess, so this could be fun.

Thank you, I actually used this advice and template right away!

I imagine the outside world is also VERY techno-drenched, very ugly. Overbuilt supercities, advertising everywhere, hectic, busy, LOUD... the opposite of a wide open pre-technological valley. They go there to escape the world, and the west is as recognizably modern as you can get before you start bringing in…

Seriously, damn you for making me want this. I can see it in my head, it’s early ot mid 90s so there’s a LITTLE CGI for very special occassions (ultimate forms), but it’s still mostly models, people in suits, and effects artists drawing glowing lines on the screen. The characters all have their own special attacks…

Holy shit YES! Toei Transformers would have been dope!

You can do it, well I can do it, it’s just really soft. Maybe if you hid a mike near the neck and a speaker on your belt, it could be loud enough.

I think you’ve forgotten what it’s like to have no oranges.

It’s sort of like buying an old safe and needing to crack the lock on it in order to be able to use it. Given that the chip has a second function, which is as a unique musical instrument, it sounds like it’s a transformative work, creating something new. Which is allowed. And the mod seems as if it can only be used in…

“Now Penguin, I insist you knock off that criminal behaviour, it’s really quite naughty. Now come round the station with me, we’ll have a tea and let this whole thing blow over.”

But that IS what Donatello looks like now...

I think it would wind up LOOKING a lot like Prometheus, though.

Gemma freakin’ Arterton. I’ve seen bits and pieces of that movie and thought “maybe if this and John Carter were combined into one movie, it would work.” I don’t know why, because it’s been so long now since I’ve seen either of them.