“I know some of you are curious about the breakup, but the truth is, it’s nobody’s business. Sometimes things just don’t work out, and that’s OK. She’s a wonderful, strong person, and I genuinely wish her all the happiness in the world.”

I had to scroll way to far to see this. “this is a sure sign of an abusive relationship”

How about we not tell people how to live their lives?

Let’s just say that you should never propose in a place where multiple people are shitting their pants, unless you’re in the preemie ward proposing to the baby’s other parent.

That’s a hall of fame comment, so many levels

harron you are very funny and i'm glad you're here. 

Wait, I’m not sure I follow. You’re saying Harper’s joining Kershaw in LA, right? That’s awesome, man.

Wait a second...is that Pat Riley’s music???

I hope someone cracks this case, and cracks it soon.

:(

Seems more like the type to tweet “Chunky or smooth peanut butter??? Both!!”

He looks like a retired gummy bear that became a police officer. 

+1 insult that you still work under guidance systems

Man, imagine how bad the fight would have gotten if the program were toxic.

If you're a parent at one of these games and you see this happen to your kid, how do you not stomp this guy the fuck out on the spot? 

“If he wanted us to go into a game he would pull our ponytail and drag us to the scorer’s table.

It seems like Loh deserves a modicum of credit here. He’s taking this action without any buy-in from the Board after actually listening what people had to say about the decision to keep Durkin. It’s not clear what further repercussions he could face for the action. He’s doing it too late, but he is doing the right…

Have you watched Flowers? Staring the always adorable Olivia Coleman, and the darkest, darkest British comedy you can imagine.

Oh man, judging by these comments I think the next Dead Letters are gonna be fucking great.

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