Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

During job interviews I like to read out a list of ethnic slurs and get them to choose their favorite.

I signed after not having an account for years just to tell you that you’re a fucking psycho.

He was the weakest link at Grantland as well.

I would not be surprised if at the end, Simmons becomes more appreciated for his ability to hire/develop talent rather than his writing skill. GM Simmons > Player Simmons.

He needs to call the lovely Jolie Kerr to find out what is the best way to wash that vest.

I burst out laughing in the middle of a museum when Scalia died. Didn’t work out.

That’s it. One raise of 5%. Nothing beyond that. Which means in about 2 years, inflation will have made that raise effectively nothing. Because they’re not getting pay raises each year to at least keep up with inflation.
And STILL the government is threatening a precious program like Medicaid to pay for it.

This is…

I don’t want to make you faint or anything, but Universities often engage in commercial enterprises.

You’re missing the most obvious issue: why the fuck should minor-league sports be affiliated with universities at all? You want to pay the athletes, fine. But then why bother having them be part of the school? That’s a lot of words just to try and justify college athletics, when that’s the problem in the first place.

Ru’s version of drag isn’t the definitive version of drag any more than McDonald’s is the definitive version of a hamburger. Drag has a rich history in the LGBT community across many different kinds of bodies and identities, and the idea that an art form that is supposed to be subversive and transgressive has a “only…

There are biological women who do drag, and not as kings.

Drag Race? In my gaming sub?

At least she left us with the sweet parting gift of “Ben de la Christ”, gagged.

Doesn’t her gown remind you of Cate Blanchett’s lilac number several years ago and everyone was like it is fab or fug?

Emily Blunt just about disappears with this whole blonde ethereal mold she’s trying to force herself into. Come back to the brunette side, Emily!

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FWIW the EB-1 “Alien of Extraordinary Ability” visa is handed out like candy for foreign musicians and actors. (I know a dude who works for an immigration law firm doing pretty much nothing but writing EB-1 applications.) Calling it the “Einstein visa” is patently ridiculous; a modestly successful Slovenian model…

Ricki Noel Lander’s name is an anagram goldmine. Ordinance Killer!

If a rich celebrity wants to get duped into cloning her dogs at 1000x the price of obtaining a similar, but not identical, dog because they are too stupid to understand genetics, who are we to judge her?