[Magic Johnson shows Bow Wow where his jersey will go in the Staples Center rafters]

They’re really so easy to use! So much less muss and fuss than applicators and a much easier solution than reuseable applicators. Geez, people, we all need to change our behavior to save the environment. This is such a small way that doesn’t include the additional carbon waste of making yet another unnecessary product…

Well that and the will they won’t they of Virtue/Moir.

“Cadet Bone Spur”

That’s a great episode of HDTGM.

This entire fucking conversation has caused me to lose more faith in humanity than anything else I’ve read online so far in 2018.

My mind is boggled. I honestly don’t understand the not-using-a-top-sheet thing. It’s a lot harder to wash a duvet cover weekly [and yes, that’s how often you should be washing your sheets, disgusting heathens], *then* wrestle it back onto that motherfucker, than it is to just wash a top sheet and take 5 whole seconds…

Are these adult babies being carried all over the place like Ariana Grande?

AS3 bothers me because the riggery and producer shenanigans are SO pronounced. Thorgy DID get screwed, Bebe is skating by, ChiChi was awesome in the Diva challenge, Milk being kept from the bottom, Shangela being...Shangela with too many GOT references. This season is ROUGH.

Ahem, Megan. Milk’s AS3 promo photos were not doctored. That was a Marc Jacobs custom bodysuit thankyouverymuch.

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

I mean, if you’re arguing that you agree with Homer fucking Simpson, maybe just sit down and be quiet for a little while, Ted.

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Unpopular? The whole point of his character is that he’s a stupid, selfish oaf.*

*at least I assume that is still his character. I haven’t watched in in 15 years because...well, you know.

Watch Slings and Arrows Season 1 and suddenly you’ll be kinda in love with her.

He thought he’d resurrect his presidential ambition by being the voice of reason in the GOP over gun control.

It sounds like your issue isn’t with spousal appointments, but how vacancies are (legally) filled in general. If the guy had been unmarried, someone else would have been appointed to the open post in exactly the same way. That the party sometimes choses spouses is expedient, but it is by no means automatic or…

You knew it was coming!