Was just about to comment how a bunch of teenagers aren’t going to fucking care about this and just give you what you want when you order it in English.

I found Sarah’s interviews, especially toward the end, to be a lot of plausible deniability.

Somebody should have mentioned that to him while he was laying there.

Every team in this tournament isn’t representing a school that views rabid homophobia and hatred of LGBTQ people as a fundamental principle of its mission.

Right-wing theocratic grifters doing things because they’re grifters and not because they’re genuine theocrats still doesn’t make me feel any better.

Yeah, I really want to be a fly on the wall when JANAVS’ two daughters read the transcript of that phone call in which he flat out says one of them is too dumb to catch on to this scheme but the other one might figure it out.

What’s tongue-in-cheek about it? Just because one country experienced ridiculous shenanigans over a brand’s worthless consumer goods doesn’t mean another country can’t also experience it.

Yeah...I have had to listen to several friends tout keto without really understanding it and then brag about how they don’t exercise - because I do. They are also miserable. Meanwhile, I find joy in drinking wine and eating carbs in front of them as much as possible. :)

Any diet that’s named after a process that occurs when normal people start going into starvation isn’t a healthy diet.

Keto isn’t a healthy diet. It’s an extreme diet that forces your body into a starvation state. You are supposed to eat an absolute bare minimum of carbs. People eating a true ketogenic diet are eating mainly meat and dairy.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

She’s a member of the royal family now. Her obligations are not like yours, or anyone else’s obligations. 

She added bourbon to it, so it’s definitely not alcoholic.

If you have not seen the indy movie “Butter”, go watch it. She’s the villain, and she is awesome.  It’s a great movie

This is a really weird thing to get your undies in a bunch about, especially since you totally misread the original post.

Yeah this is a big misreading on your part. Jez’s take does zero to wrangle with Chopra’s level of global notoriety and just makes fun of self-promotion generally.

I really don’t think the writer said their take as away to say Chopra isn’t that famous and needs to sit down. And I was the first to call out those people for daring to assume Chopra needs any of Nick Jonas’s fame. I read this more as, why would Chopra even need to cite her own fame as a reason for being mad at a…

I know this is a typo but now I can’t stop thinking about Ben Affleck with Jeb Bush.

Look, there’s nothing wrong or weird or bad about people breastfeeding other people’s babies. We’ve done it since the dawn of humanity (wet nurses, anyone??) It’s the fact that she did it without consent that feels so gross. It would be like if you kept kosher or halal and your day care provider just fed your kid regul…

My colleagues’ objection to loaded fries is that they eventually become a gloppy mass of stuff, just potato and cheese and sour cream and whatever else all glued together.