Some people really, really don’t like other people enjoying things.

I’ve never gotten the Chris Martin/Coldplay vitriol. I mean, I don’t care about their music, but the hatred that it gets baffles me.

I would happily go to a Wonka-themed party. I bet the food was great.

YAY! The only thing I will bother to know about the Grammys all night.

She looks like a wax figure of Lea Michele.

Lazer and Locket...Lazer and Locket.

My immediate thought was Margot Robbie’s uncle watching Suicide Squad. But I would not want to watch a film that featured that many lingering shots of my niece’s ass.

My little brother is black. The rest of my family is white. Little bro is going to be black male aged 15-18 during the Trump presidency. In Indiana. It scares the holy fucking shit out of me.

“That Mitchell and Webb Look”

My very white high school did The Wiz as well! Luckily a couple of years before my time there, but my brother and sister were both in it.

I was one of those kids desperate for adult approval. It makes me squirm thinking about it now.

The show was so good. I had been wondering whether or not he’d even talk about it. It was funny as hell and insightful and completely heartbreaking.

Well, so far that’s 3 for 3.

Looking back at it, my dad was probably worried that his daughter was going to become some sort of narc, but he at least pretended to be proud.

I did not know that a D.A.R.E. choir existed, but I did get a special certificate at the school awards night for being, like, the best at D.A.R.E. in my class or something.

Oh wow, I genuinely forgot that he existed until just now.

After hearing Ronny Chieng’s brilliance on various Australian comedy podcasts for years, it’s been great to see him on TDS. I don’t watch the show much these days, but I always check out his segments.

Season 3 got so fan-servicey. Plus, I felt like they did that thing that bad mystery shows do, where they want their audience to feel smart, so the detectives are really slow at putting together obvious clues. That always annoys me, but it’s extra annoying when the detective being stupid is Holmes.

No. Mostly because 95% of his conversations are probably him talking about how he lives in a crawlspace.