I’m realizing that as he was the first-born, my brother got all of my parents’ best lies. Like that there was a leprechaun that lived on down by the river that crosses through our property. Said leprechaun would leave notes and chocolate coins for my brother. I’ve seen some of the letters, dad went all out: fancy…

Ugh, back in college I took a drama class and that playwright was one of the professors. We had to read a lot of her stuff, it’s all shit.

My fav:

Definitely would, although that “pre-makeout” photo looks more like a “sucking the soul out of a woman’s body” photo to me.

Oh man. 25 years later and I’m suddenly able to remember the distinct scent of peel-off nail polish.

I think this was Edmond’s Hallmark dress.

I realize that I am not a fashionable person, as I legit think that almost everything in this collection is hideous and I wouldn’t even pay regular H&M prices for it.

Oh man, now I want to get a Mia haircut again. Swoon.

I visited there when I was picking a college. I remember it being a really pretty campus, but very Greek-heavy.

There’s a really funny episode of comedy/history podcast The Dollop covering Hugh Glass. http://thedollop.libsyn.com/dollop-x-hugh-…

I have no use for that bag. But I must own it. That green!

Okay, so what the oldest makeup you own? Because I have a Clinique lipstick that is, at the very least, 15-years old, probably older. Which means I’ve had it since High School, and possibly even Middle School. It went with me from home to college, back to home for a year, and two 2 apartments here in NYC. I actually…

What an utter piece of shit human she is.

Apparently when he was driving back home to Indiana after moving me out to NYC, my dad was crying so hard he had to pull the car over and stop driving for awhile.

I seem to be alone in my hatred of Tate. Actually, Evan Peters leaves me pretty cold in general. I find his face more more punchable than mackable.

*whispers* I think I would actually really like the scent of that soap. *whispers*

Here is me in a Jessica Simpson dress as a bridesmaid at my cousin’s wedding.

Thanks! I’ll make a note to look for them.

Okay, the shirts are sold out in my size (medium) and have crappy reviews anyway? Anyone have a recommendation for a go-to long sleeve tee? Preferably something really soft?

I was grateful to the stranger behind on on the subway stairs in NYC who pointed out I hadn’t cut the thread on my trench coat.