Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. One of the biggest Trumpy-Dumpy supporters in my office announced this to me like we’d landed on fucking Mars. I asked her what was in the Paris Agreement and she said she didn’t know—she’s just happy America isn’t getting screwed anymore.

Probably his loyal spokesman, John Barron!

Who knows? He’s very good with the cyber, he can go finger to finger with the best 400-pound hackers.

Well, he’s not a Trump. He’s Kushner. And Kushners certainly do go to prison.

The other part of this that is disturbing is that a foreign leader was able to get Trump to do a 180 after a 10 minute conversation. Mr. I’m-the-greatest-negotiator-in-the-world seem awfully easy to con.

No matter how beautiful it is outside, the first thing I check when I wake up is to make sure Trump hasn’t ignited the next world war.

And he’s dumb. Dumb dumb dumb dumb-dy dumb dumb. He’s DUMB dumb. So dumb he had to have North Korea explained to him by another world leader.

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

No, no Mr. trump said he had snorted lines, many many lines.

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

Where can I find this Mick Mulvaney, because I want to in no particular order: 1) Punch him in his fucking face, 2) Let him deal with my screaming two year old when she finds out there’s no more Daniel Tiger, and 3) Punch him in his fucking face again.

What if the coal miner and the single mom don’t want to subsidize a projected $100 million in travel costs for the President to play golf at Mar-A-Lago?

They need some pot and xanax to calm their balls down.

See THIS is why we need to stop saying Trump’s name, and always just say “the Republican adminstration”. He doesn’t get to be known as bold, or common-sense, or as some maverick crosser of party lines, when he is literally a fucking mouthpiece for Mike Fucking Pence. We need to stop lamenting the fucking cult of…

Not to mention the fact that Trump’s mentor, Roy Cohn, was McCarthy’s right hand man.

I don’t think the idea is that there’s any good will to be gained, but that if they obstruct then it’ll hasten the speed with which the Republicans either change the rules (getting rid of the filibuster, etc.) or ignore them all together, which will allow the Republicans to push through even more terrible legislation…

And fuck Pat Toomey with a rusty railroad spike.

I’m going to say that infrastructure bills 100% need to be considered. That sort of legislation should never be partisan. Shits already falling apart. People don’t need to die from failing bridges and exploding gas mains for political brownie points. Otherwise partisan the day away.

I have to say that I think a lot of people are kind of ignoring the fact that these positions have to be filled for our government to function properly. I mean listen, I get it, I am 100 percent anti Trump. Some of his policies, and many of his cabinet picks, are nothing short of horrifying. But it merits mentioning…

“We took some unprecedented actions today due to the unprecedented obstruction on the part of our colleagues,” Sen. Hatch said in a statement. What does unprecedented mean again?