Eh, as long as everyone is upfront and honest about what they will and won't do and both people enter into the relationship with their eyes open, more power to them. Would it be the right choice for me? No. But this isn't my relationship.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

I do that to my female students

As someone with vaginismus, which means tampons are really freaking painful and I can't even insert them properly (I'm getting treatment now), that would have really sucked. Plus, you just know no teacher is going to buy "But tampons hurt!"

We had a MONSTER WOMAN of a PE teacher who showed absolutely no mercy with feminine issues. I could be squirting blood out with every sit-up and it would mean nothing. Such a unique taste of woman-to-woman cruelty.

I only ever used it to get out of dodgeball because fuck dodgeball

I was organizing a group of friends to go to bar trivia, and a few people ended up dropping out at the last minute. One was out of town (reasonable), one had a rescheduled class (understandable), but the guy I had a huge crush on had to "build a table". Whatever the fuck that means.

The dumbest excuse I've ever used:

"I hurt my back wearing a kilt."

Did it say anything in her obituary about her brows?

It looks like she's applying mascara from a cake. My mom had one of those little brushes.

honestly...I don't know, and without witnesses how can they prove when her inebriation started? However it seems incredibly unlikely to me that a woman could get a huge wound in her vagina and NOT scream/cry/wake up the whole world unless she's too intoxicated to feel it/know how to help herself.

I simply can't separate the BAC from consent. Consent in this case is impossible. I can't believe the fucking jury didn't see that.

Even if he did do it with his fingers... she still DIED from the injury. Soo... if you happen to kill someone during consensual sex you get a free pass? Oopsie daisy??

the vaginal wound, which was 11 centimeters in diameter

100% done with this.

Regarding your last two questions, I'm not positive about the specifics but I know for certain birds and bees are involved.

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