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Jezzies: I wanna get to know ya better! I've had an anxious, shitty week, so tell me: what're you looking forward to most in the near future? Fun summer plans? Ice cream? Clothing sales? Court cases?

My boyfriend is 8 years younger than his sister. They are extremely close now that he is in his 20s and she in her 30s, but he wishes they had been so close growing up; there are pros and cons to every aspect of birth order.

I don't know if you win the best found him cheating story but you definitely get the best "revenge is best served cold" prize.

Girl, you make it all worth it.

Agreed, thank you.

LOL guys are disgusting... let that preclude this story.

UK. No financial support whatsoever (apart from a small guilt payment the first Christmas that didn't cover the rent arrears, but was appreciated anyway). And yes it should be mandatory, but (deep breath) things had got so ugly by then that he had 'decided' that the kids probably weren't his anyway. He was on the

meh, I considered that. At the time though I was so disgusted that I wanted nothing more to do with him or the ring. Leaving it symbolized that clean-slate cut that I wanted. He was so dumb, he probably wouldn't have understood I was dumping him. SO dumb—about 2 years after we split, he sent me an out-of-the-blue

About seven years ago I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I was lucky in that it was fairly isolated so they just chopped that sucker out, but I was devastated by the treatments. Just.. so so sick. An old friend of mine (we'd shared a really shitty apt in NYC in my early 20s and during this time she and I had had a

Fucking get it gurl.

My favorite part of this story is definitely Judge Judy. HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? IS SHE OMNISCIENT???

I've told this story before here. But.

When she showed up at our apartment with a toddler. Cute little bugger- looked just like my at the time husband.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he

In the plus column, my mom didn't have to think very hard about who could have possibly given it to her.

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at

I hate her eyebrows, but I crave the lack of ethics and cash it would take to get myself one of those compacts.

Maybe I'm just a big old perv with dime store ideas BUT I feel like these pictures are the precursors of the Playboy / Penthouse girl-in-lingerie-playing-with-herself photos. Women attending to themselves privately.