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Mom! The meatloaf!

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

I also love how he automatically defaults me to being a guy. Apparently in his universe it doesn’t cross his mind that women comment or hold science degrees.

Could you be anymore butthurt and entitled? He already stated its from a biological standpoint, not a sociological standpoint.

well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first

Ha-back when I was single I was grocery shopping and kept meeting this cute girl in almost every aisle and we kind of smiled at each other every time we passed. So we get to the freezer section and I-remembering an “ice breaker” from my some dude my favorite radio show (Covino and Rich on Sirius) had on for an

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And in case people do not understand the bone crusher thing...

Bully a neighborhood child together.

What you said—it’s just not true. People have a variety of ideas. Their speech is protected. The remedy for bad speech is more speech. You are free to withhold your support for the team or discontinue your association with the players if you like.

I realize this may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t see why I should care. Every person is allowed to be racist, sexist, or prejudiced in whatever way they want to be as long as they’re not infringing on anyone else’s rights. Their life will be affected by their choices. Why do I have to care that they’re garbage

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

Finding a beautiful lakeside home next to a cave of wolves and a circle of necromancers pretty much sums up homeownership in general. Can’t pick your neighbors.

This is amazing. And her parents clearly knew she was destined for this career path when they named her Hilde.