Breaking News: One of the “renders” of a future Tesla vehicle just leaked.

Nonsense. Of course they’re real and ready to go into widespread service. Why, here’s a picture of one already ferrying famous actor Arnold Schwarzenegger to a glamorous event:

I’ll call that an upgrade from just having a person drive a Tesla there, a guy in a robot suite pretending to be a robot, or Elon smashing the bullet proof windows on stage. At least this time the vaporware will remain vapor. 

When I worked in clothing retail, I (an introvert) would beg to spend large chunks of my shifts managing inventory and dressing the store, rather than aggressively upselling our customers. One day I was reorganizing the stock room and uncovered an entire box of beautiful dresses that I’d never seen before, not even on…

Doesn’t have the turbo poking out the bonnet and hater pipe. Not bro enough for a Subarute.

I want this, but a Porsche, so the bed is at the front.

I’m probably an outlier on this one, but I absolutely loved the Nissan Juke, aggressive style with decent power for a small car, and even had a manual option available. They discontinued it by the time I decided I needed a car again because 10 years of public transportation got old, so I didn’t get one. And it’s Kicks…

Nissan could possibly turn things around:

Chinese cousin

Let’s not forget that Stig comes from a very large family with cousins across the globe. Big Stig, African Stig, Australian Stig, etc...

This is the picture the real estate agents doesn’t want you to see

Is Stonehenge larger than 18" ?

There was a hilarious chat about this on Reddit yesterday. A number of Redditors had bought into the Kickstarter that Cards Against Humanity started to fund the land purchase. The Redditors were have an amusing discussion about starting an HOA and charging Elon for trespassing. 

This is beginning to sound like: RAN WHEN DOCKED. MINOR BODY DAMAGE. CLEAN SUBFAX. FLOATS AND DIVES LIKE NEW. RARE 1 OF 1 TITANIC SPECIAL!!! 12K DEPTH RATING GUARANTEE.  TEST DRIVES WELCOME

You can rent a whole lot of trucks from Home Depot for $40,000. 

$40k gets you a loaded Mazda CX-5 turbo. Just look for the signature trim. You can even get it with the best red in the automotive industry. Sorry, Ferrari. 

“Are we seriously not doing that anymore?”

That’s using your noodle!

The remnants of the craft were later returned to the surface in order for investigators to figure out just what went wrong with the sub.

ND because the driving/ownership experience on these is not worth that much. I owned one of these that was set up as an SP1-spec car, and the only thing it ever did well was look cool in my garage. They are slow, they don’t handle great, they don’t sound good, and they have a litany of bad engineering decisions that…