The Fiero. We need a cheap mid-engine car.

For so many reasons, not the least of which is a Safari version to compete with the 911 Dakar and the Huracán Sterrato.

Mercedes W211 E-Class.  Discontinued for 2024, but new ones still available from 2023.

When you get involved with a pole star, they'll bleed you dry, a $20 at a time.  (Ummmm, or so I've heard.)

Oh hell yeah. I took the behind the scenes tour a few years back, and it was awesome.

There’s nothin’ to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and sh*t where they belong, if you aren’t positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words... although I’ve seen scripts where I know words weren’t spelled right and…

Especially if they can have a modern touchscreen which can mimic the old digi-dash on the Riv. (Like the foxbody throwback on the new Mustang.)

It's Tesla.  Just be happy if you get the same tires on all 4 wheels.

That’s the point!! I am the tech bro ubermensch, the John Galt of the information age, and I am more important than you. Get out of MY way.

Just like deep sea submersibles!  What’s the worst that could happen, bro?

Original Tesla Roadster. Completely changed the game for EVs in terms of range and cool factor. Made EVs desirable, not just your weird neighbor’s science project.

Pretty sure that’s the new electric Lambo, dude.

Full Self Flying beta.

Boomers gotta boomer.

With all the people getting pets during the pandemic, the number of three retriever households has skyrocketed, making a very compelling case for a Volvo minvan.

Please let it be called the Pequod. Please let it be called the Pequod. Please let it be called the Pequod.

I think the three-wheelers are the Boomers way of getting back at us over technology. “I don’t understand your newfangled Apple phones, so I’m going to confuse you as to why I’m driving something so stupid.”

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude!

Charger/Challenger owners can just buy 25-year old Mercedes and do an engine swap.

Easy choice. When they tried driving the truck, it kept on turning wide right.

(Yes, I am a Giants fan, and yes I will keep on making that joke.)

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