Especially if they can have a modern touchscreen which can mimic the old digi-dash on the Riv. (Like the foxbody throwback on the new Mustang.)

It's Tesla.  Just be happy if you get the same tires on all 4 wheels.

That’s the point!! I am the tech bro ubermensch, the John Galt of the information age, and I am more important than you. Get out of MY way.

Just like deep sea submersibles!  What’s the worst that could happen, bro?

Original Tesla Roadster. Completely changed the game for EVs in terms of range and cool factor. Made EVs desirable, not just your weird neighbor’s science project.

Pretty sure that’s the new electric Lambo, dude.

Full Self Flying beta.

Boomers gotta boomer.

With all the people getting pets during the pandemic, the number of three retriever households has skyrocketed, making a very compelling case for a Volvo minvan.

Please let it be called the Pequod. Please let it be called the Pequod. Please let it be called the Pequod.

I think the three-wheelers are the Boomers way of getting back at us over technology. “I don’t understand your newfangled Apple phones, so I’m going to confuse you as to why I’m driving something so stupid.”

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude!

Charger/Challenger owners can just buy 25-year old Mercedes and do an engine swap.

Easy choice. When they tried driving the truck, it kept on turning wide right.

(Yes, I am a Giants fan, and yes I will keep on making that joke.)

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Maybe deep down I’m afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it’s the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Up next for DeSoto County, stripper cops at your bachelor/bachelore party? Think again!

Adapt it for the US market so it can run on Big Altima Energy. We have an almost limitless supply.