But at least we have Dom.

Borrowing Bristol's clothes.

Dear New York,

I was working in medical supplies. I brought in about ten million dollars a month for my company and did the order processing, billing and sterilization of medical supplies. Also set up the builds with the product manager and handled inventory with 7 international warehouses, the smallest of which had over 2 million…

Flew out of town to stay with the wife of a man I was having an affair with during a severe emotional recession. She was open to me since he was adamant that what we had was real. Naturally, the next step meant sleeping in the house they shared, with the very vague intention to figure out what to do with me — the…

My ex lived with his parents when I started dating him (26) and was really emotionally dependent on them. Once I FINALLY got him to move out of their house, we ended up there almost every weekend.

My husband was once at a high school party where one of the twins went up to a bedroom with a girl, and the other ran after them, frantically banging on the door and shouting "No! Remember our virginity pact!!"

So you wait until it is late at night when only lurky pre-teens and people on the other side of the world are on. Go to the popular page. Look for either a really hot girl or a car or something, no niche shit like nail art. Click on a random person who has commented there and make sure the number of people they're…