So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

I have always disagreed that it was a bad play call. In hindsight, sure, but there was 34s with one timeout. Throwing the ball there ensured they had at least three chances while running it would not. If Lynch gets stopped for -2, they either run it down or call timeout. In that position, you almost HAVE to throw.

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

Except for the fact that the footballs in the AFC championship game weren’t deflated. According to science. Other than that, great post.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

I’m fine. Thanks for your concern. That doesn’t change the fact that the Colts are an organization of rats.

Where is the “AFC Rat” banner? That’s the one they earned this year.

All those swimming trophies my mom has displayed so proudly all these years suddenly seem to shine a little less brightly today. Thanks a lot, internet. You ruin everything.

If baseball teams had enforcers like hockey, say Chuck Liddell in his prime, who only left the bench to brawl, would pitchers instantly stop beaning guys?

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

Does the NFL rulebook explicitly say they can’t?

Jeter.

“Wanna go to the Sizzler, Shooter?”

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

more cameras yes

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

"if pooping your pants is cool, consider me Adam Lane."