Maybe these moves are why they've been in a position to consistently "win dick" for a decade? Maybe their sustained relevance is why you have to keep writing these pieces?

That last line is just to keep us around complaining in the comments. 1. Bleacher report 2. troll pats fans 3. profit!

They need to extend McCourty first, maybe thats what the cap $$$ is for. I trust them to realize that keeping Brady's head attached is important. Hopefully they aren't being too cute and do have decent options.

because it's in San Louis Obispo and crazy expensive

Did you go to Stanfurd?

Yeah, you don't apply to Stanford. You hold a debutante ball, write a check, or otherwise demonstrate yourself to be an insufferable elitist or other individual with ungrounded self-regard.

Is Nexis of any use for local news searches?

wow

So the Washington team is really just the New England Patriots in outdated, racist garb?

Everyone in New England is super racist, says commenter from Arizona.

Oh for sure man.

Everyone can/should (/shrug) hate on the Red Sox, but us fans don't pretend to have any class.

Everyone can/should (/shrug) hate on the Red Sox, but us fans don't pretend to have any class.

"Exceptions can be made if you're unfamiliar with the tap list and the bartender isn't sufficiently trained to explain your options to you."

"That's an interesting take, because most observers seem to believe that the NBA's action was financially motivated..."

Can someone just show these people where the nearest boston market is?

Dude's head looks like a scene from John Carpenter's The Thing.

against oregon state?

i got meself a koji jersey.

OMG, how do you have sex with a brick phone?