If you load the box with nerds, can they stop the run with argumentative analysis?

Drinking causes a severe infection of the liver? Do you mean cirrhosis? I mean CIRRHOSIS ZOMG

Please hold up until November, Lane... I would love to see Dykes and Goff put up 700 yds on you to complete the cycle

Where the hell is cactus cooler?

Wait, uh...um... Ah, now I'm beginning to feel the pain of drafting both McCoy and Jackson. <begins bleeding out of ear>

No spygate mention? Wow, the team must be headed downhill in the eyes of many.

How the hell did he expect to drink that much liquid volume and not vomit? Isn't there a gag limit for the human body?

Easy and effective way to juice limes. Cut them in two (getting the normal wheel-like citrus face). Then jam a spoon into the face til it reaches near the bottom/top of the lime beneath the skin. Grasp the edges of the lime and forcefully, yet slowly, twist it around the spoon. Some pulp will come out, but so will all…

Criticism, great. But you and Wesley Morris are specifically asking him to STOP... STOP making movies. Are you going to throw him in jail? Now I know that if Michael Moore makes a sci-fi action flick, you will probably become apoplectic.

Matt Jones. Please note that no team will ever draft a mobile white QB, convert him into a wideout, and have it work. Ever.