In all fairness, my first thought when I read it was "well bless her heart".

IT'S ALL COKE, TRACY.

This. I also have to question the validity of her Southern credentials in that she referred to "coke" as "sody-pop," whatever the fuck that is. IT'S ALL COKE, TRACY.

How about they axe it and just turn Geek Love into the mini-series it deserves to be.

Oh, the keychains. I had so, so, so many, which was especially ridiculous since all I had in terms of actual keys was my house key. In addition to sassy sayings, I also had a tiny deck of cards and a tiny version of "Don't Break the Ice."

Right. My thought was "how do you even film a new Peter Pan without either changing the story, or casting all kinds of outdated concepts of gender and ethnicity roles"? Can it be updated to not be offensive to someone and still be the classic story it is? It's a snapshot of another era, one filled with prejudices we…

I don't watch much news, I thought George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight was a joke title about George Stephanophelouslfoeyuah

Let's be honest here. A big legacy of slavery is not slavery itself, but the aftermath that continues to live in our culture: The idea that African Americans are not really citizens imbued with all the freedoms of being American. Further, how we feel about this disregard for our freedom doesn't matter. I'm just gonna…

Yeah, she's much better when the song lets her get out of the whiny range. I don't particularly like this song, although I do like Idina. I think her talents are better showcased in something like the Chess concert she did a few years ago. There are still some nasal parts, but for the most part she's into more…

I get the Kickstarter emails and Rob Thomas basically said that the studio asked for this after they had finished putting the film together and had some screenings with some non-vmars fans, so this was definitely more of an afterthought.

Maybe it's a Georgia thing? I've spent my entire life here and have eaten a wide variety of congealed salads. I have a church cookbook with a recipe for Snickers Salad. It's cut up snickers, apple slices and cool whip, and is listed unironically in the salad section. I shit you not.

Has anyone else here had Trailer Park Trifle? The ingredients are Twinkies, canned fruit cocktail, cream cheese, and vanilla pudding. I made this to represent my ethnic heritage (Hillbilly) at a Thanksgiving party while in grad school. (Yes, it was anthropology.) Surprisingly, it was a hit and I had to bring it every…

My grandma (God rest her chain smoking soul) used to make a salad that was green jello, shredded carrots, green grapes, and celery. According to her, it was "healthy" because gelatin was good for your nails.

My mother still makes something called congealed salad for holiday meals. Yes, my friends. It is as gross as it sounds, but apparently, I'm the only nut that thinks so in my family. Orange jello, cool whip, crushed pineapple, and wait for it, shredded cheese.

I'm trans. Last time I measured, I had a 32" waist and 46" hips, so Tim Gunn can kiss my giant, shapely ass.

Cher Horowitz. She looks like she got this out of Cher Horowitz' closet.

At :55, Khloe meant "E! couldn't have written this better," right?

Someone needs to teach this woman about etymology. That is, unless she's afraid of bugs.

The eerily accurate texts are fake

How rude!