seriously, did they even read the friggin article?

No. We’re setting a pie that is in its tin on top of magnesium sulfate (which, yes, can be used as a laxative) so that we may harness its hygroscopic properties to prevent our crusts from getting soggy. At no point do the crystals touch the food.

Are you fucking serious? You must be a troll. I listed the “justifications” as stated in the article. You don’t agree with their justifications. That’s your business. What kind of work do you do? I’m curious.