Plus one on the hood.

you know how they say some big cars ‘shrink around you’ and don’t feel so huge when you’re actually in the driver’s seat?

Interesting ... I’m going to call it a Boont

I like that the froot would be under the bonnet.

We are Froot.

I’d just like to point out that I greatly dislike the term “Frunk.” I much prefer the combination of the British-sourced “Boot” with the common “Front” for the delightful “Froot.”

I don’t think there’s any amount of testing to prevent someone from not paying attention to the road in front of them. Not really a driver “skill”.

Has the US stopped testing for licences since I got mine? This fool obviously just walked in and bought his (the inattentive guy, not the poor Civic owner)

Hey! They’re loyal wage-slaves, dammit, and they will defend their employer-brand against the hordes of plebes knocking at the gates!

It’s funny isn’t it? Anyone selling cars for a living can hop right down off their pedestal. You pricks are one step above the lawyers that advertise on tv at 3am. You’re in sales, your job is to kiss my ass and keep me from spending my money with your competition. Otherwise, you don’t serve a purpose, other than…

Predicted comments ahead of airing:

“Hi, I’m another comment poster defending the dealership’s shitty attitude. Let me tell you a thing or two about why the dealership is r-”

Valid point — a car salesperson has no business talking down to anybody, and that’s not only because it’s rude, but also because it’s patently bad for business.

You should change your username to “nobody, ever.”

I would say that the customer’s error was an error of ignorance, and I use the term “ignorance” in a purely non-pejorative sense - he didn’t realize how helpful it is to call and make an appointment.

He was window shopping and didn’t ask to drive the car. The asshole dealership employees would have spent far less time answering a few dumb questions than jerking the kid around.

I know Cody personally, he’s an awesome guy and one of the most down to earth people I’ve ever met. He just keeps getting hit with the Doogie Howser syndrome wherever he goes. This isn’t the first time a dealership has done this to him and I’m sure it won’t be the last.

Those names remind me of mean old people. No thanks.

Or at least make it something logical like: