Can you turn off any artificial engine sounds?

Whoever wins, pedestrians lose. 

My fear is that Vice City doesn’t work without the very 80s/Scarface vibe. But hopefully Rockstar can pull a Vice City-as-Miami-in-the-early-2000s that can work.

As good a time as any to ask for a Vice City remaster. 

As a DC resident, all I can say is... Archibald’s? Really? You couldn’t schlep the five blocks it takes to at least go to Camelot?

BOTW essentially had five official dungeons (the Divine Beasts + Hyrule Castle), plus Eventide Island, the two mazes, and the forgotten temple to navigate. I think those count, no?

Are you seriously quoting the man in the arena speech to defend Elon Musk? Come on now, man.

How about you chill a bit

Now bring Super Mario 3D World to the Switch, please. 

A reminder that Nintendo, upon launching the DS, said they were going to keep the Game Boy line.

I mean, it's only obsolete if the new Switch is not the same platform as the current one, a la Wii U vs Wii, and the new games could not be played on the old Switch. That's going to be a bummer for everyone who is buying a Switch hoping for the platform to last. 

I came for this and am so glad someone else said it. 

Next game should be called Super Mario Unemployment, where President Bowser has taken over the company and fired him, and he needs to get coins back. 

Always loved this. 

GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

My god, man. 

NO YOU CLEARLY EFFING NOT, HUNTINGTON BANK

I hope that Ford’s loss is Mazda’s gain. For all the people who wanted a Focus hatchback the Mazda 3 is suddenly going to be very appealing. 

I’m a millennial. I have a Vespa now. I have been wanting one of these since it was announced. 

So many 911s when all I want is a classic 912.