The funniest thing to me is when angry contrarians are all, "UGH, GAHD. Kim Kardashian is NAHT EVEN PREHTTAY."…

This is a local news report about James Taylor, a wonderfully goatee'd, 20-year-old West Michigan man who threw a…

Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show replacement has been announced and I am happy to report that we're finally getting…

Chris Pratt is having a moment. The hilarious, schlumpy Andy Dwyer has turned into a still hilarious, but much less…

A dog in Washington state seeks to challenge a longtime political incumbent.

A local Pennsylvania news segment on the Wayne County Fair went from zero to adorable when a local boy named Noah…

Friends. Americans. True patriots. This picture of the Commander-in-Chief with the Commander-of-SexyBack needs…

In what must have been a security nightmare for the Secret Service, Malia Obama attended the Lollapalooza music…

Clemson Tigers quarterback Cole Stoudt dressed in full football gear and stood in a hallway so he could frighten…

The NBA's incoming rookie class was collected in New York City over the weekend for the annual rookie photo shoot.…

I have no idea why this sheep was just hanging out on this road, or why it decided to race this cyclist, but I am…

During a speech this week, President Obama recalled a letter he got from a little girl who wondered why all American…

Videos like this are one of the reasons I love the Internet so much.

Former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson and his fiancé Jennifer Conrad went the "most expensive option possible" route when…

Australian retailer BlackMilk just launched its Princess & Villains collection inspired by the ladies of Disney. To…

This video is fucked up, man.

And, courtesy of Paul Pabst:

This week, the NFL issued a pitiful 2-game suspension against Ray Rice, the Ravens running back who earlier this…

The geniuses at NBC, determined to systematically alienate every demographic in America, have moved the network's…

It starts, as it always does, with a completely useless Darren Rovell tweet: